• What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
  The tur-KEY.

• Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"?
  Because they haven't learned good table manners.

• What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
  Nothing, they're already stuffed.

• Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
  Because he was a gobbler.

• How do you make a turkey float?
  Get two scoops of ice cream,
  add some rootbeer and a turkey.

• What do you get when you cross a turkey
  with an octopus?
  Lots of drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner

Why did the turkey join a band?	He had the drumsticks.
What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?	They like to go on a peck-nic.
Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office ?	He used "fowl" language !
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey ?	"Peck" on someone your own size !
What do you call a crazy turkey ?	A "cuckoo" bird !
What do turkeys use to clean themselves ?	They use "feather dusters" !
Why did the turkey cross the road ?	It was the chicken's day off !
Want to hear another one ???	Stop ! That's enough groaners !

DO THE TURKEY DANCE